HEALTH: THE BUILDING ON YOUR BACK7 FLOORS
SCORE×7
DAY 0EVERYDAY IS ZERODAY
SCORE0TIMES ASKED POLITELY
$500M$1B COINS FILL THIS
NOW SHOOTINGPLEASE
∞FICTIONAL PARODY
AIM
DONATE TO THE DEV (ETH)REAL MONEY, FOR THE GAME'S DEVELOPER. NOT BINANCE, CZ OR ELON, AND NOT A RELIEF FUND. IT BUYS NOTHING IN THE GAME.
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STAFF ORIENTATION. ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.
HOW TO PLAY.
KEYBOARD: MOVE AND JUMP
← → OR A D MOVE↑ OR W JUMP, AND SHAKE OFF ANYONE HANGING ON YOU
MOUSE: AIMPOINT AT THE HACKERS. YOUR MOUTH FIRES AT THE CURSOR BY ITSELF. NO CLICKING.
LEFT THUMB: MOVE AND JUMP
◀ ▶ MOVEJUMP SLIDE UP ONTO IT WITHOUT LETTING GO. IT ALSO SHAKES OFF ANYONE HANGING ON YOU
RIGHT THUMB: AIMPUSH THE STICK AT THE HACKERS. YOUR MOUTH FIRES THAT WAY BY ITSELF, AND KEEPS GOING WHEN YOU LET GO.
1. RUN RIGHTGet to the door at the end of the street. That is the whole job.
3. KEEP YOUR BUILDINGFloors are your health. A hit knocks one off: run over it to get it back. No floors plus one more hit ends the run.COINS FILL THE $1B BAR. WHEN IT IS FULL THE SCREEN CLEARS BY ITSELF.
WHAT WILL GO WRONG
STRAW GUYDrinks your floors. Shoot him, or run far enough to snap his straw.
CLIMBERClimbs your building. Jump to shake him off.
REPLY GUYSHang off your legs and slow you. Jump.
THE RUGStep on it and you fall. Jump over it.
CLICK HEREA red pop-up begs you to click it. Never click it.
ELONYou cannot stop him. Now and then the game goes strange. Keep going.